Getting a Girl: The Lines and Aproaches
Remember, the more daring, the more you gain experience... If you just ask politely for a dance or (for you) an expensive dinner, you'll most likely cease to improve your skills. Nobody said it's wrong to be a wuss, it's just not that efficient!
The bad lines
... are to be used with care. Maybe even as a conversation topic to make her
laugh. To make her laugh... your primary goal when approaching!
"Hey did you just touch my ass?" - "no o.O?" - "Damn
-.-" - High conversational aspect with some girls, some will freak out
"let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell anyone we did anyway!"
- Maybe not precisely as a first sentence
"Did anyone ever say you have a face like a pornstar?" "No
o.O!?" "Thought so *grin*" - replace the face like a pornstar
with anything creative enough to be unique!
"Do you know the difference between sex and a conversation?" - "No?"(Expecting
a joke) - "Hm then let's go to my place and talk about it ..."
To a girl in a cafe sitting next to an empty chair - "Do you need this
chair?" - "No" - "Thanks for offering me a seat, it feels
good to sit down for a moment, my name is ... and yours?"
"Do you have boyfriend? Want a better one? Answer second question first!"
rapidly delivered
"Do you know how to tell a macho apart from a polite man? While you give
head to him, he says: Get what you need. And afterwards: Damn, I'm soo good,
don't you think? And a supermacho is somebody who doesn't get an erection
and asks you if that happens to you frequently!)" - This is an awkward
translation of a German joke
Of course you can pull off any joke, preferably with a connection to the situation/circumstances/environment.
Get her laughing! After all, don't expect to be better than one conversation
out of 10 tries. Perfectly normal. Be prepared for that, but don't ever get
discouraged, it's worth the trouble!
The Successful Way to Approach a Girl
First Of All, One Mistake Almost Every Man Makes is Getting Buddy Buddy with the opposite sex, Which is good if you don't want to get laid! That Sends the message to the woman: Hey, he is like a "mother hen" if you will. You Become A Brother Type when you do that.
Women Want What
They Can't Have
One way that drives a girl crazy is when you talk to someone right next to
them and not speak a word to them, they feel as if you didn't notice them
therefore making the woman make conversation first, but if you want the girl
to know your interested you need to flirt without words, Say You Are Out and
You see that special girl, Make eye contact for about 2 seconds then smile
while you are looking away, this tells the girl, "Hey, He was checking
me out".
I don't have any lines... Every man is different. Be yourself and just have a good time with it.
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